Hurry up and get your basketball and net leggings

, on November 25, 2013 , 5:00PM

basketball leggings


I don’t want to rush anyone, but we are exactly one month from Christmas, and that means it’s shopping time. Whether you celebrate this or any other winter holiday, you’re going to need to seriously start considering what kind of presents you’re going to get the people on your list. As we’ve heard so many times before, proper planning prevents poor performance pwhen pit pcomes pto pgift pgiving. Or something like that.


And since you’re reading this internet basketball website, I’m guessing you know a basketball fan who might be needing a gift this holiday season. Or maybe you’re that basketball fan who needs that gift. But no matter who’s the recipient, let me just tell you that I’ve found the best possible gift for any basketball fan: basketball-printed and basketball net-printed leggings.


They come from Been By D’Heygere and they’re pretty hilarious. I mean, when is the last time you saw a human being with basketball legs? Probably never, but that’s the effect you’ll see once you get these leggings on the lower limbs of your favorite basketball fan. And if you opt for the net print, you’re also getting the rim along with it, right at the waist. That’s two pieces of basketball equipment on one piece of clothing, which is pretty much the best equipment-to-clothing ratio you’ll see these days.


Even better, both the ball and net leggings have matching t-shirts to go along with them. Personally, I’d pair the basketball shirt with the hoop leggings, since it’d give you the appearance of being a gigantic human basketball going in to an elongated human rim, but that’s just me. At just $150 per pair of leggings — and $175 apiece for the shirts — you can afford to mix and match the looks. Because believe me, once you’ve had basketball legs, you’re definitely going to want to try rim legs. It’s a natural progression, because of gravity.

5 Responses to “Hurry up and get your basketball and net leggings”

  1. Rob Dob says:

    These are the worst, but your line “when is the last time you saw a human being with basketball legs? Probably never” is the best!

  2. Nahom says:

    I was going to buy one till i saw the price

  3. RottenAtom says:

    Never seen a basketball that looked like that.

  4. Andrew Pelt says:

    The next time I learn a weblog, I hope that it doesnt disappoint me as much as this one. I imply, I do know it was my choice to read, but I really thought youd have one thing interesting to say. All I hear is a bunch of whining about something that you would fix for those who werent too busy on the lookout for attention.

  5. Sandwiches1123 says:

    I don’t even know why Andrew Pelt decided to comment. Probably pbecause phe phas pa plast pname pthat pstarts pwith “P”.

    Trey Kirby, you are the demi-god of alliteration. PTas PMelas ahould be proud.

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