Well, it looks like we have a new leader in the clubhouse for “Best/Worst Hair Carving Featuring an NBA Player.” Sorry, Matt Bonner Hair Kid.
Students at the University of Toledo medical school grew their facial hair like many others in the month of November, but they saw an opportunity to do more. During the course of the month, people could bid on the rights to shave a beard however they so chose. All proceeds would go to their community clinic.
Fortunately for Ali, pictured above, the winning bidder knew he was a fan of Michael Jordan and the Chicago Bulls.
There is not much to say about a man with the Jumpman logo and a jammed-in “BULLs” shaved in to his beard, because such a thing literally says it all. And what it says is, “I have a Michael Jordan Bulls beard.” There isn’t a whole lot that you can add to that.
But on the plus side, having a Michael Jordan beard is still better than having Michael Jordan’s mustache. Some things, no matter how small, are just unforgivable.
(via Nick De Paula)